Grand Army Plaza is a giant vagina.
So I was looking at my neighborhood on Google Maps, and I happened to scroll past the pedestrian deathtrap Brooklyn landmark, Grand Army Plaza.
Where, I thought, have I seen an arrangement like that?
OH RIGHT.
And just in case it's not blatantly clear:
UPDATE: Holy effing crap. Welcome, Curbed readers. Feel free to sit a spell.
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13 Comments:
Holy crap.
Hmm. What do pantyhose and Brooklyn have in common?
Flatbush.
I'm glad to see that Brooklyn's hymen is intact. People have been saying that she's a little slutty, but it's now obvious that she's just a cock tease.
Well, seeing as Brooklyn's hymen is a 30-foot-wide slab of concrete, I'm not surprised.
i thought that the first time i google mapped this area apartment hunting. I wish I blogged it first!
beautiful site-ing. but please note that the clitorous has long-escaped its previous narration as a "pea-sized nub" and, when taken for its full size including the long legs that grow erect when aroused, it actually encompases the full length of the entire cunt, much like the size of various other gendered genitals, for example. i'll enjoy my rides through the plaza all the more, thanks...
Huh. Had no idea.
But not having one myself, and having never seen one in person, you'll forgive my ignorance.
uh- i blogged this like a long time ago. i'm cool.
http://www.xanga.com/FTTW?nextdate=3%2f8%2f2006+17%3a36%3a57.310&direction=n
www.xanga.com/fttw
So you did.
I beg your pardon.
But, to my credit, you did it on Xanga. And who the heck reads Xanga? I don't read Xanga. I thought (no offense) that Xanga was just for emo teens to write pity-party-poetry.
I guess I'll have reconsider these long-held beliefs.
This needs to be made into a poster and hung in the office of every OB/GYN on the east coast.
I think it's fantastic! Women need more representation in this modern world of cold hard glass fronted skyscrapers.
...as a landscape architect, i can only say...
delightful. i've seen quite enough phallic representations throughout the years, time for the ladies to represent.
AND MANHATTAN IS THE COCK!
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